Argument I heard on the bus
  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

touche-awhore:

i feel you ralph

breezeful:

bestfriend
boyfriend
girlfriend
husband

coincidence? i think not

(via iwilljointheblackparade)

fffcuk:

if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes

(via fiftyshadesofgravy)

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop

(Source: itsvondell, via greaneryscenery)


Frank in cardigan for anon

sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash, via notiero)


    I was their Mockingjay long before I accepted the role